"Bernie Kerik arrived at the World Trade Center minutes after the first plane hit," Mr. Bush said. "He was there when the twin towers collapsed. He knew the faces of the rescuers who rushed toward danger. He attended the funeral of the officers who didn't come back. Bernie Kerik understands the duties that came to America on September the 11th."
So his main qualification to protect our country is that he watched the towers collapse? Awesome! I wonder how Bush will explain to his new man why it is okay to underfund NYC's efforts to protect itself from future attacks.

Now if we could only find a way to get all those dang terrorists to jump a turnstile so we could arrest them, we'd really be getting somewhere!
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i watched the towers collapse too! does that mean i'm up for a position in the Department of Transportation? maybe i could be the new Traffic Czar and start an unwinnable "War on Gridlock" while powerful lobbyists from the auto industry slip me envelopes full of cash to ensure that i don't do something foolish like improve fuel economy.
the previous comment was mine for the record. not sure why it didn't record it as such.
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