Has an Untethered Blaster and Knows How to Use It

Recently, this was brought to my attention:

Alice in Wonderland Teacher told me that a boy in her class came up to her and asked, "Ms. Wonderland, who would win in a hot-off? Me or Boy With a Cast on His Leg?"

Ms. Wonderland replied, "What? A hot-off? What is that?"

Hot-Off boy said, "Well, Ms. Wonderland, it is a competition of who is hotter. Whoever wins the hot-off is the hottest."

Ms. Wonderland declined to answer the question.

At recess that day, she told me about the hot-off. I called Hot-Off Boy to explain what a hot-off was to me. He came over with a friend and they explained it.

When they finished their explanation, I said, "Okay let me get this straight. Give me an example. Who would win a hot-off between Luke Skywalker and Han Solo?"

Without hesitation, Hot-Off Boy's friend jumped in with his answer of Luke Skywalker. The three teachers nearby plus Hot-Off Boy all gave him a look like "Are you crazy?"

Science Teacher said, "I think many women would disagree with you about that."

Hot Off Boy's friend thought about it, rubbed his chin, and changed his tune, "You know I think you are right. Han Solo would win .... I mean, he is a smuggler."