Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Best Baseball Poem Ever

Written by Boy That Should Have Been In My Class but Never Has Been:

I Know

I know the Mets won the World Series in 1969.
I know the Red Sox won the World Series in 2004.
I know the Mets got beat by the Cardinals in 2006.
I know the White Sox won the World Series in 2005.
I know the Yankees won 26 times in the World Series.
I know Babe Ruth has 714 home runs.
I know Hank Aaron has 755 home runs.
I know Ricky Henderson holds the world record in stolen bases.
I know Barry Bonds took steroids.
I know the Mets got Johan Santana.
I know Carlos Delgado is fat.
I know catchers are fat.
I know the Cardinals won the World Series in 2006.
I know the Yankees drool and the Mets rule.
I know my baseball.

A kid after Stone Groove's heart!

1 comment:

thenoiseboy said...

Gotta love the fact that he makes reference to the Cardinals winning the WS in '06 not once, but twice!